"Are you a doctor?" Milo asked, trying to feel as well as possible.
"I am KAKOPHONOUS A. DISCHORD, DOCTOR OF DISSONANCE," roared the man, and as he spoke, several small explosions and a grinding crash were heard.
"What does the A. stand for?" stammered the nervous bug, too frightened to move.
"AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE," bellowed the doctor.

-The Phantom Tollbooth