"The whole world is about three drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart

Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"
Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."
Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

“If you’re sad and like beer, then I’m your girl”
–the saddest music in the world