"This is my boyfriend Damien. I use the term 'boyfriend' loosely, as Damien is clearly a homosexual." -Margaret Cho on Sex in the City

"He spoke of us as if we were a kind of New Age Zelda and F. Scott-- diving into hotel fountains without care or repercussion, thinking we were beautiful and damned when really we were just okay-looking and pathetic." -Margaret Cho, I'm The One That I Want, 173