"I need to use my most important investigative tool... my library card." -Goren, Law & Order: Criminal Intent

[Watching season 2 (!) of Veronica Mars-- Veronica is trying to find out about a call placed from a payphone]
Jocelyn: If Vincent D'Onofrio was here, he would be able to find out what calls were placed from that payphone.
Meghan: By smelling it.
Courtney: Or possibly licking it.

Goren: ...Free speech and the fair use doctrine, the first amendment, encryption software...
Eames: Stop it, you're making me hot.
-Law & Order: CI