Lila: I'm not one of the doe-eyed girls of Angel Investigations. Don't think about me when I'm gone.
Wesley: I wasn't thinking about you while you were here.
Meghan: That is some cold shit, man.

[Watching season 2 (!) of Veronica Mars-- Veronica is trying to find out about a call placed from a payphone]
Jocelyn: If Vincent D'Onofrio was here, he would be able to find out what calls were placed from that payphone.
Meghan: By smelling it.
Courtney: Or possibly licking it.