"I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were here to talk about petroleum." -Tommy, I ♥ Huckabees

Teenage girl: Jesus is never mad at us if we live with Him in our hearts!
Tommy: I hate to break it to you, but He is. He most definitely is.
-I heart huckabees

“you can’t accept my infinite nature.”
“That is not fair. Wait, what does that even MEAN?”
-I ♥ huckabees