Jocelyn: "I only go [to the Armory-- a bar] when I am looking for slutty young women to go home with."
Courtney: "I only go there when I'm looking for DRUNK."

[Watching season 2 (!) of Veronica Mars-- Veronica is trying to find out about a call placed from a payphone]
Jocelyn: If Vincent D'Onofrio was here, he would be able to find out what calls were placed from that payphone.
Meghan: By smelling it.
Courtney: Or possibly licking it.

"That's my mutant power... I can control saran wrap with my mind." -Courtney