"OK, but if you leave me here, I'll do something evil... like burning something... or... gluing things together." -Andrew

Oz: "You'll date any girl who can walk and talk."
Devon: "She doesn't have to talk."

"Who could possibly be phoning me... everyone i know lives here!" -Buffy

Professor Walsh: So, the Slayer.
Buffy: Yeah, that's me.
Walsh: We thought you were a myth.
Buffy: Well, you were myth-taken.

Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.

"carpe diem. You told me that."
"What? Fish of the day?"
-buffy

anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious
I love you more than all the other fishes!
-Dawn

"there are some things that I will not tolerate. Students, lingering in the halls after school. Horrible murders with organs being removed. And also smoking." -Principal Snyder, Buffy

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They haven't got a rock this big." -Spike

"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little." -Ms. Calendar

"Actually it wasn't Xander, and it wasn't even my dream... it was a friend's dream, and she doesn't remember it." -Willow

"Because I'm evil now... and I want to do my best... at that." -Andrew

"I'm a conquistador. I'm a comfortador also." -Xander

Tara: "How are you?"
Willow: "Fine. Fine! Finey McFine fine."
-Buffy

“I don’t believe in little Jewish Santa anymore!” -Buffy

“I like many things that are not good for me.” –Xander

"She even killed among that most pacifist of nations..."
"Faith did not kill a Vulcan, she killed a volcanologist!"
"Why would she want to kill someone who studies Vulcans?"
-Buffy

"I thought it was gonna be like in the movies. You know, inspirational music ... a montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing, falling asleep on a big pile of books with my glasses all crooked, 'cause in my montage I have glasses." -Buffy

Willow: Well, I think we have Dracula factoids.
Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master... Bator.
-Buffy Vs. Dracula

Forest: "There is definitely something off about her."
Graham: "Maybe she's Canadian."
-Buffy