Jocelyn: "I miss going to school."
James: "You HATED school. You complained about it all last semester."
Jocelyn: "Yeah, I know. I'm probably one of those people who will never be happy."

Jocelyn: "I'm so depressed."
James: "Why don't you make some of those sighing noises? That will make you feel better."

[hearing singing and piano coming from my living room]
Jocelyn: What are you guys doing?
James: Composing a rock opera.
Jon: Nothing.